I wake up everyday it’s a daydream Everything in my life isn’t what it seems I...
because i miss doing these!
1. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? closed.duh!..its scary when its opened 2. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? duh!..isnt included in the price of the room?..nah jk.i dont. 3. Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? tucked out?yeah..out 4. Have you ever stolen a street sign before? plenty..i hear its againts the law tho// eek 5. Do you...
What am I doin’? What am I doin’? Oh, yeah, that’s right, I’m doin’ me I’m...
A 5.5 magnitude earthquake hits Canada. Even their earthquakes are bland.– STEPHEN COLBERT, The Colbert Report. Heh. (via inothernews)
somethingintellectual: Get your shit together.
Today is Towel Day! →
Don’t forget your Towel! “A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have. Partly it has great practical value. You can wrap it around you for warmth as you bound across the cold moons of Jaglan Beta; you can lie on it on the brilliant marble-sanded beaches of Santraginus V, inhaling the heady sea vapors; you can sleep under it beneath the...
thom: You just haven’t figured it out yet, have you. nick: What? thom:...
(RAH)² (AH)³ + [ROMA (1+MA)] + (GA)² + (OOH)(LA)²=BR
my goal for the rest of the year
taking a photo with santa. fuck everything else. i wanna meet santa!
i just wanna swear
how can something that feels so fucking good bring so much pain. fucking shit it hurts. ..like fuck!
I think I’m ready to get mine I think ya’ll ready to get high I think ya’ll ready to ride Better get that hand up
theres a little truth behind every just kidding, a little curiosity behind every...
i think im depressed..youre not depressed; youre just bored!